me: kiki, why are you looking in the mirror?
her: because i like myself.
her: where are we?
me: i have to get gas.
her: gassss?
me: i have to put gas in the car so it'll run... like i have to put milk in you so you run!
her: you're silly.
her: do rocks eat?
me: no, they're not alive.
her: haha, silly me.
me: it's ok. if you were a rock, what do you think you'd want to eat?
her: sandwiches.
her: everybody, i have great news.
me: what is it?
her: when i grow up i am going to be a cheerleader.
her mom: kiki, what would you like to listen to... yoyo ma? mozart? piano?
her: womanizer.
my life-
[So Good]
right now.
