highlights of my first day nannying:
(K= Kiki, 3. J= J.P, 5. G= Grant, 10. S= Suzie, the mother)
* "you can pickle a cucumber but you can't cucumber a pickle." -Me.
* having the 3 year old who it's "always a struggle" to dress, dress herself. will
ingly.
* "you're a really good cook. why don't you become a cook? you could move to new york and open a restaurant and make billions of dollars." -G
* finishing the day with an orange and a cup of tea.
* the amazing electric hybrid car i get to drive.
* "what is that?"
"it's my blog."
"so that people like you?"
"no! just because people want to read about what happens in my life."
"so they want to marry you?" -G
"no!" -Me
* "have you ever gone on one of those perfect match sites?" -G
"no! (lie) have you?" -Me
* the big pink heart in my room filled with chocolates to "welcome" me.
* "you're nice." -G
* eating the best hummus i've ever had with baby carrots all day.
* "you're huge!" -K
* "we only have salad"
"can i have gum?"
"salad!"
"chicken parm?"
"salad!"
"ice cream?" -Me
"ok, ice cream salad." -K
* "this is the best mac and cheese i've ever had in my life." -K
* this is my shower head:
* "Yes, ma'am." -J
* "what does that say?" -K
* "oh, stephanie is interested in marketing, i bet she could do it!" -S "oh? well how much do you charge?" -Her Friend
* "i'm not being very nice to you." -K
* "ballet des enfants 'fairytale ballet' "
* being quizzed about presidents by a boy covered only in bubbles. few bubbles.
* i have a secret to tell you... please come here?
she gives me her ear
i had a really good time playing with you today-
thanks so much for playing with me all day, i tell her.
i have a secret for you, too! she says.
i really love you,
and i really love your hat!
